Alastair Moock | I Got a Friend

I got a friend who thinks he’s victimized
The world’s been out to get him from the first day of his life
He’s always on the road ‘cuz he doesn’t trust his wife
I got a friend who thinks he’s victimized

I got a friend who thinks he runs the show
No one’s ever told him nothing that he didn’t know
He’ll never ask directions anywhere we might go
I got a friend who thinks he runs the show

I got a friend who always thinks he’s ill
He plans his life around his little pills
Anywhere he goes, he’s always going down hill
I got a friend who always thinks he’s ill

Chorus:
And when I stop and list them end to end
I start to think it’s time to get new friends
When I stop and really think it through
The only friend I really have is you

I got a friend who thinks he isn’t bright
He reads all day and sometimes through the night
He’s always on the left cuz he never thinks he’s in the right
I got a friend who thinks he isn’t bright

I got a friend who thinks he’s going bald
He hasn’t lost a hair but he’s sure that he’s going bald
We all try to tell him he isn’t going bald
But I got a friend who thinks he’s going bald

Chorus
When I stop and really think it through
The only friend I ever had is you