Music and Lyrics by Alastair Moock ©2010 Moockshake Music
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Chorus:
Twins are twice as fun
Two is two times one
One times two is two
Twins are twice as cool
Two little babies will drive you twice as crazy
Make you half as lazy, leave you twice as hazy
Two little yelpers need twice as many helpers
Twins are twice as fun
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When you’re a twin you can sneak up on your mother
When she’s got her back turned and she’s talking to your brother
Have your brother hold her just before you knock her over
Twins are twice as fun
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When you’re a twin you can sometimes fool your teacher
If you look enough alike and you’re wearing the same t-shirt
If you enlist your peers you can do this every year
Twins are twice as fun
When you’re a twin they say you gotta share
Which means that nothing’s yours, which proves that life’s unfair
There ain’t no use to fight it, if you want something just hide it
Twins are twice as fun
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I’ve got two twin daughters who look just like their father
Their luck is just as bad as their funny looking dad’s
We gang up on their mother cuz the three of us all love her
Twins are twice as fun
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