Music and Lyrics by Alastair Moock ©1999 Moockshake Music
Chorus:
Over-educated motherfucker
You’re an under-thinking pasta-sucker
Talking too much bullshit coffee-drinker
Here’s a latte and my middle finger
And here’s a penny for the thoughts you think
Put it towards another coffee drink
On second thought, here, have a couple quarters
Put them towards that PhD you ordered
‘Cuz you can’t see the forest for the trees
Perspective isn’t measured in degrees
Maybe you should go explore a thicket
See if you can find a place to stick it
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And every time that gentle north wind blows
You’d better stick your fingers up your nose
That wind that softly blows right through your head
Will be cleaner coming out your ears instead
And the cold wind that comes breezing out your ears
Will be the best thing that’s come from your head in years
You should save it in a bottle or balloon
You monkey-looking pompous-ass buffoon
Chorus