Music and Lyrics by Alastair Moock ©1997 Moockshake Music
I’ve seen your mother naked in the tub
She got them big ‘ol nasty thighs
I’ve seen your mother naked in the tub
That big ‘ol mole between her eyes
Oh no, I’ve seen her nude
And now I’m in a real bad mood
I’ve also seen your father naked too
He got them big ‘ol fatty thighs
I’ve also seen your father naked too
That guy ate one too many pies
Oh no, I’ve seen him nude
People that ugly should be sued
I’ve seen your mother naked in the tub
And she wasn’t very hot
I’ve seen your mother naked in the tub
But I wish that I did not
Oh no, I’ve seen her nude
And she’s one ugly mama, dude